Become a pastor with an online degree

What an amazing age we live in.  Fast food.  Fast TV.  Fast loans.  Fast everything.  Why, just lookie at whatelse is fast.  You no longer have to go to God to become a pastor.  Heck!  Just fill out this form.  Give us a whole lot of money.  Lie to us about who you are and what God says about what you are, and we’ll give you a degree.  Hmmmmmmm